My New Years Resolutions...

• Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom. 
  
• I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
  
• I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
• I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water. 
  
• Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing. 
  
• I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
  
• I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own. 
  
• I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. 
  
• I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher. 
  
• I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
  
• I will think of a password other than "password." 
  
• I will not tell the same story at every get together. 
  
• I won't worry so much. 
  
• I will cut my hair. 
  
• I will grow my hair. 
  
• I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks! 
  
• I will be more imaginative.