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November 10, 2008

Amazing Home Remedies...

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape.. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily thought:
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs

5 comments:

jolincountry said...

LOL! Those are good!
#6 must have been written by someone watching my husband doing home repairs! lol

Tina said...

the daily thought made me laugh out loud! and i like the WD40 and duct tape idea haha!

Jodi said...

Oh my! I am ROFLOL! Those are hilarious!

les_mason_curt said...

this almost made me pee my pants

Julie said...

I love seeing a fellow stepmom out here in the blog world! I have 3 boys to my husband and he brought 1 with him! It is a crazy existence but it is such a God thing to have my stepson in my life!!